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Sarcasm aside, it’s a laugh – you’re naked, vulnerable, some stranger’s kneading ya like dough, and you’re meant to chill? Hilarious! Best bit? This one time, the masseuse, right, she’s humming – actual humming – thought she’d gone full Johansson, luring me to me doom! Didn’t die, obvs, just left with a daft grin and a back that didn’t creak. So yeah, erotic-massage – bit weird, bit wanky, but bloody brilliant if you don’t cock it up. Try it, ya prat – just don’t blame me if ya get hooked!

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There’s also Barrio Noche. It’s a hangout for edgy peeps. Girfls, dudes, everyone’s out. The night curve’s unpredictable. I used to think it was skool for fun, but it’s one wild ride, ok? I learned loads about human quirks funning as I built dating sites. True, a bit crazy sometimes, but it’s life here!

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