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So, I tried it once—D’oh!—total mess! Lady’s like, “Relax, Homer,” but I’m all tense, thinkin’ bout Marge catchin’ me. Felt like a freakin’ donut gettin’ glazed, ya know? Slippery as hell—oil everywhere! Little fact: they use weird stuff like almond oil, not even donut grease! Surprised me, man, thought it’d be all fake and porny, but nah, it’s legit chill. Got me happy—muscles all loose, like after a good nap. But then—D’oh!—she hits a knot, hurts like hell! “That’s a bingo!” I yell, straight outta Inglourious Basterds. She’s confused, I’m laughin’—classic me.

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I finally find a stall with corn. I’m all excited, but the vendor? He’s got this wild look in his eyes. I swear, he’s been up all night. He starts telling me about his “secret corn recipe.” I’m like, “Dude, it’s corn. Not rocket science.” But he’s all in, waving his arms around. I just nod and grab my corn.

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