Gabriella Bradford On Avon Find A Prostitute ❤️

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Well, hello there, ya filthy animal! I’m sittin here thinkin bout findin a prostitute, ya know, like a goddamn Banderilleros sizin up the bull ring. Life’s a circus, and I’m the ringmaster, baby! Moulin Rouge style, all glitz n’ sin, “The greatest thing you’ll ever learn…”—is where to score some company, right? I’d prowl the streets, eyes sharp, sniffin out the vibe like a predator—Hannibal Lecter style, “I ate his liver with fava beans.” That’s me, seein shit others miss, the desperation in their sway, the cheap perfume stingin my nose.

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When I get home, I plop down on my couch, still damp, and just laugh. What a rollercoaster! Bradford-on-Avon, you’ve got me feeling all sorts of ways today. From grumpy old men to cute kids and rainy sunsets, you’re a wild ride. Can’t wait to see what tomorrow brings!

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