Aurora Leicester Prostitute ❤️

About Bristol

So, anyways, this prostitute—let’s call her Tiff, ‘kay?—she’s out there, dodgin creeps, and I’m like, “Same energy as ‘The land is hostile!’” Straight up, that’s a line from the movie, and it’s, like, her whole life! She’s hustlin, makin cash, but it’s not all glam—tho I bet she’s rockin some killer lip gloss. Fun fact: did ya know some old-school prostitutes in Paris used to hide coded messages in their garters? Like, spy-level tea! Tiff probs don’t do that, but I’m imaginin her smirkin at some dude, thinkin, “You ain’t worth my time, boo.”

From other local news sites

Three Leicester City players including the son of its former manager created a scandal that involved taping an orgy in Bangkok with local prostitutes.

I get to the market, and it’s packed. I mean, like, people everywhere. I’m dodging folks left and right, trying not to spill my coffee. And then, bam! I bump into this old lady. She’s got a cart full of veggies, and I’m like, “Sorry, love!” But she just glares at me like I’m the devil. Chill, lady! It was an accident!

Van Nistelrooy wants to stay as Leicester City manager. Is the feeling mutual?