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Oh, funny story—heard this dude once hired an escort just to prank his buddy. She shows up, “Surprise, I’m your new boss!” Guy freaked—hilarious! Sarcasm time: yeah, totally normal career path, right? But real talk, it’s chill—people want fun, escorts bring it. Surprised me how chill some are—like, they’ve seen it all, no judgin’. “That’s what she said!”—sorry, can’t stop.

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Yo, there’s this beat-up, old park on Main St – like, you walk there and you suddenly feel the magic of a forgotten world. Crazy places like Riverbend Park, near the twisty, turny river (yeah, the one that cuts through town) give you a sense of wonder, like, “Are we really here or in Pan’s Labyrinth?” It's almost as if the spirits of old fairytales roam these streets. I swear one day, I was kneading a tired muscle, and the rhythmic sound of water hitting the banks hit me hard – like, destiny y’know?

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