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So check it—prostiTUTE’s real name? Prostaglandin synthase or some shit, I dunno, science be wild. It’s this freaky enzyme makin’ prostagLandins—little hormone hoes that fuck with inflammation, pain, all that jazz. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’, damn, this thing’s a hustler! Like Shosanna in the movie, burnin’ shit down, but in your body. Got me HYPED—cells be like, “We got a situation!” and prostiTUTE’s all, “Say ‘auf Wiedersehen’ to your calm ass!”

Brothels uncovered in Aberdeen as numbers rise across Scotland

Three women have been freed following allegations that they kept a brothel in Aberdeen's west end. Police Scotland said a search warrant was executed at an address in the city's Broomhill .

I gotta rant a bit – some days, I get so mad. I'm like, "C'mon, Aberdeen, get your act together!" The local council, the potholes on Rembank Road, and oh, that stupid fountain in Heritage Square that’s supposed to be art. Honestly, who designed that thing? It looks like drunken graffiti on water. But hey, even the anger's beautiful sometimes. "La vita è un sogno che si dissolve" – messed-up wakeup call!

Aberdeen's £7.7M Bid for Hydrogen Valley Transformation