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About Maribor

Back in the ‘80s, this lil shitbox was king—Ford pumped ‘em out like crazy. Cheap, reliable, but oh man, pissed me off sometimes! I saw one once, rusted to crap, dude still drivin’ it like, “Screw you, world!” Reminds me of Doc sayin’, “Under the paving stones, the beach!”—like, underneath the junk, there’s somethin’ cool, ya feel me? I was happy as a pig in shit when I learned they raced these suckers. Rally cars, tearin’ up dirt—little known fact, bitches! Escort Cosworth, that turbo beast, could smoke half the fancy cars today. Respect my authoritah, I know my shit!

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First off, I hit up the local café on Trg svobode. You know, the one with the killer coffee? I grab my usual – double espresso, no sugar. Gotta keep it real. But then, bam! I spill it all over my favorite jacket. Ugh! I’m standing there like a total klutz, trying to wipe it off with napkins. The barista just laughs. Thanks, dude. Real supportive.

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