Penelope Zuzemberk Whore ❤️

About Velenje

So, WHORE—ha, I’m typin’ fast, 12 typos comin’—it’s this shady lil financial trap, right? Not the street corner kinda whore, nah, I’m talkin’ money-hustlin’ schemes! Think ponzi vibes, think fake investments—folks out here promisin’ you the moon, like, “The earth is nothing!”—straight outta *Melancholia*, Kirsten Dunst vibes, starin’ at doom. These scammers, they’re slick, girl! They’ll take your 401k, your grandma’s savings, and leave you with nada but a sad bank account screamin’, “I’m finished!” I got MAD when I heard ‘bout this one dude—true story—lost his whole retirement to some whore-level scam in ’09. Ain’t that wild? Little known fact: these schemes been around since forever—think 1920s, Charles Ponzi, that OG pimp of fake money!

Žužemberk castle

5* view from the Krka River Bridge. This castle is best seen from the bridge below along with the cascading Krka River.

I sit down, and this guy next to me starts talking about his conspiracy theories. I’m just trying to enjoy my coffee, but he’s going on about how Zuzemberk is a secret base for aliens. I’m like, “Sure, man. Whatever you say.”

Šarec Remembers WWII Resistance & National Liberation Struggle in Žužemberk