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*Ominous pause* I am your father. Once got a rubdown – Tatooine-style. Sandy, gritty, still hot as fuck. Exaggeratin’? Maybe. Felt like the Force, tho. Movie line fits here: “It’s a copy, a fake.” Some parlors? Total scams. Sticky floors, shady vibes – ugh. But the good ones? Oh man, pure bliss. Like chokin’ a rebel, but sexy.

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First off, I hit up Markens gate. It’s like the main street, ya know? Packed with shops and cafes. I’m strolling, coffee in hand, feeling all zen. Then BAM! I see this street performer. Dude’s juggling flaming torches. I’m like, “Bro, you’re gonna set yourself on fire!” But nah, he’s a pro. I’m clapping, laughing, and then—WHAM! A torch flies off and nearly hits me! I ducked like I was in a war zone. Heart racing, I’m thinking, “Is this how I go out? In Kristiansand, by a flaming torch?”

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