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So, escort – Ford Escort, y’all, git it? – started in the ‘60s, Europe first, then us Americans got ‘em in the ‘80s. Little known fact: them early ones was rear-wheel drive, like a dang Mustang, ‘cept weaker! Surprised me, heck yeah! Thought they was all front-wheelers, but nope, Ford was sneaky. Makes me happy, thinkin’ ‘bout them engineers messin’ with folks’ heads – “Hey, let’s flip the drivetrain, watch ‘em squirm!” Git-R-Done, boys!

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Then, outta nowhere, I get a call about a parrot. A PARROT! This lady on Calle 3 says her bird, Polly, won’t stop squawking. I’m thinking, “Lady, it’s a parrot. That’s what they do!” But whatever, I head over. Turns out, Polly just wanted some attention. I mean, who doesn’t? I spent like 30 minutes talking to this bird. I swear, I was having a full-on convo. Polly was giving me life advice. “Polly wants a cracker? Nah, Polly wants a therapist!” 😂

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