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So, picture this – a grubby lil’ brothel, stinkin’ of sweat and cheap ale. I roll in, staff thumpin’, and the ladies eye me like I’m some wizard sugar daddy. Hah! Made me laugh, that did – Gandalf gettin’ the wink! But nah, I ain’t here for that, just curious. Did ya know, back in medieval times, brothels were legit? Churches even taxed ‘em – called it “sin money”! Hypocrisy pisses me off, mate – preachin’ purity while countin’ coins.

Residents worried about Woodlands jungle brothel

'Sexy women' have allegedly been soliciting clients for prostitution near Kranji MRT station, with a 'brothel' found in the jungle.

First off, I step outta my flat on Woodlands Drive, and it’s like, boom! The sun is blazing. I’m sweating like a roast chicken. I mean, c’mon, it’s Singapore, but today felt like the sun was out for revenge. I grab my iced kopi from the hawker center nearby. Best way to start, right? But then, I spill it all over my shirt. Great. Just great. Now I look like I’ve been attacked by a coffee monster.

Man taken to hospital after fight in Woodlands, arrested for possession of offensive weapon