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Thing that pisses me off? These snooty spas chargin’ 200 bucks for a “sensual touch.” Gimme a break! Back in Springfield, I’d pay Lenny 20 bucks and a donut—he’d do it drunk! But nah, real talk, it’s chill. You’re lyin’ there, music’s all soft, and—surprise!—it ain’t always bout sex. Sometimes it’s just… nice. “There’s a loneliness that’s deeper than death,” Jesse’d mope. Erotic-massage? Fills that hole—well, sorta.

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Hercoga Masāža, Kuldīga, Latvia. likes · 1 talking about this · 7 were here. Dziļa, relaksējoša masāža no masiera ar 12 gadu pieredzi.

First off, I hit up the main street, Liepājas iela. I’m just strollin’, mindin’ my own business, when I spot this old lady. She’s tryin’ to cross the street, but she’s movin’ slower than molasses in January. I’m like, “C’mon, lady, we ain’t got all day!” But then I see her struggle, and I’m like, “Alright, I’ll help.” So, I rush over, and she’s all grateful and stuff. Makes me feel like a hero for a hot sec.

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