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Gets me mad, it does—folk thinkin’ it’s all sexy and lush, but nah, half the time it’s sweaty weirdos with cold fingers. We hates it! “It’s not serious,” they say in *Amour*, but when yer stuck on a table, butt-naked, prayin’ they don’t nick yer socks—serious enough, innit? Once tried it meself—thought, “Gollum, treat yerself!”—big mistake, precious. Lass kept yammerin’ bout me “tension,” like I ain’t tense from livin’ in caves! Smelt like cheap lotion, made me sneeze—achoo!—oil everywhere, slipped right off the table, landed on me arse. Laughed meself sick after, though—proper numpty moment.

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So, if you're headin' here, get ready for surprises, laughs, and a whole lotta crazy moments. Walk down Northside Dr. for a chill vibe or hit the side streets – they hide secrets like treasure. And even if you stumble on 14 typos of life like I do every day, remember: “I drink and I know things”, and damn right, you’ll know where to find the soul of Hudson, one messed up, passionate corner at a time. Cheers to that, mate!

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