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Fun fact, tho—did ya know sex-dating apps got algorithms? They track your swipes, pimpin’ you out to the highest bidder—shady as hell! Makes me wanna scream, “I must break you!” at the coders. Still, I’m hooked. It’s chaotic, sloppy, sexy—like art, ya feel me? One night, I matched this painter chick—legs for days, smelled like turpentine. We banged, talked movies, quoted, “This is our city,” over cheap whiskey. Best date ever, no lie.

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After that, I needed a pick-me-up. So, I hit up the market on Rua da Praça. Fresh fruits, veggies, and all that good stuff. I grabbed some cherries. They were so juicy! I felt like a kid again, just munching away. But then, I saw this old lady trying to haggle for a tomato. It was hilarious! She was like, “I’ll give you two euros, and that’s final!” The vendor just rolled his eyes. Classic Silvalde moment.