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So, I tried it once—D’oh!—total mess! Lady’s like, “Relax, Homer,” but I’m all tense, thinkin’ bout Marge catchin’ me. Felt like a freakin’ donut gettin’ glazed, ya know? Slippery as hell—oil everywhere! Little fact: they use weird stuff like almond oil, not even donut grease! Surprised me, man, thought it’d be all fake and porny, but nah, it’s legit chill. Got me happy—muscles all loose, like after a good nap. But then—D’oh!—she hits a knot, hurts like hell! “That’s a bingo!” I yell, straight outta Inglourious Basterds. She’s confused, I’m laughin’—classic me.

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But then, I get a text from my buddy. He’s like, “Let’s hit up the market on Rīgas iela!” I’m like, “Sure, why not?” So I head over, and the market is buzzing. Fresh veggies, fish, and all that good stuff. I’m trying to find something to snack on, but it’s packed. I’m dodging people left and right, feeling like I’m in some weird obstacle course.

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