Addison Majdal Shams Sexual Massage ❤️

About Holon

Alright, listen up, ya filthy animal. I’m Ron Swanson, hate everything, ‘specially massages with a sexy twist. Sexual-massage? Pah, buncha nonsense. Some oily fool rubbin’ ya down, whisperin’ sweet nothins—makes my skin crawl. But I’ll tell ya, got roped into one once, back in ’98. Buddy said, “Ron, it’s relaxin’, trust me.” Relaxin’ my ass—felt like a greased pig at a county fair. Lady’s hands all over, slippin’ and slidin’, and I’m thinkin’, “This is how Ennis felt, huh?” From *Brokeback Mountain*, ya know—my kinda film. Two guys, roughin’ it, no damn spa days. “I wish I knew how to quit you,” I growled at her, half-jokin’, half-pissed. She didn’t get it, kept kneadin’ my back like dough.

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Then, the day takes a turn. I’m walking back, and I see this old man sitting on a bench. He’s got this huge smile, and he waves me over. I sit down, and he starts telling me stories about Majdal-Shams. Like, he’s lived here forever. He talks about the history, the struggles, the beauty. I’m captivated. It’s like I’m hearing the soul of the city. I’m getting all emotional, man.

Reporter’s notebook: Massacre at Majdal Shams