Mia Teziutlán Puta ❤️❤️❤️

Acerca de Nezahualcóyotl

Ooh, and the drama? Exaggeratin for effect here, but I swear one cita felt like a damn telenovela—dude showed up with roses, then his ex called mid-makeout. I was DONE. “You’re enough,” I told myself, channelin my inner Scarlett Johansson from “Ella,” ‘cept I ain’t waitin for no man to figure it out. These citas sexuales, they’re a rollercoaster—half the time I’m gigglin, half the time I’m cussin. Pro tip, tho: keep it light, keep it fun, don’t overthink it, or you’ll end up like me, typin this with 12 typos—oop, there’s one! Hella authentic, right? Just roll with it, fam—*“¡Tienes un auto!”*—drive your own sexy story!

Si reabren plaza de toros de Teziutlán denunciaremos a alcaldesa: animalistas