Elizabeth Split Puta ❤️❤️

Acerca de Monterrey

But then, “Copia” vibes hit me again—“Are we originals or copies?” Prostituta’s got layers, like my Aunt Sadie’s kugel. Maybe she’s actin’, maybe she’s real—who knows? I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ my coffee, thinkin’, “She’s got guts, I’d tip her just for that!” *nasal cackle* Oh, and fun fact—didja know in old Rome, prostitutas wore blonde wigs to stand out? Wild, right? Bet they rocked it, too, those saucy minxes!