Avery Cárdenas Puta ❤️

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One time, she chewed up a client’s $200 scarf—lady lost her shit, screamin’ like it’s the end of the world. I’m over here dyin’, tellin’ her, “Puta don’t care, brah!” Had to comp her session, but worth it for the story. She’s my chaos queen—keeps the parlor alive. Smells like a dumpster fire half the time, but I’d die for her, no cap. *Mulholland Drive* taught me life’s a damn mystery, and puta’s my twisted, furry riddle. *Eyebrow raise* “Can you smell what The Rock’s cookin’?”—it’s puta’s stank, and I’m here for it!

De conductor de Uber al ring: quién es Ramón Cárdenas, el rival del ‘Monstruo’ Inoue por el indiscutido del su