Allison Santa María Jalapa Del Marqués Encontrar Prostituta ❤️

Acerca de Monterrey

So, I’m a dating site dev, yeah? I see all types, but puta? She’s the queen of fuckin up my algorithms. One minute she’s swipin right on every sleazy dude with a pulse, next she’s ghostin em all, leavin a trail of broken hearts and typo-filled sexts. “We don’t need to save anything,” she’d say, straight outta Von Trier’s script, laughin while the world burns. I got pissed once, Clarice - spent weeks codin this perfect match system, and puta? She fucked it sideways, matchin with a dude who listed “knifeplay” as a hobby. Jesus H, what a mess.

Tragedia familiar: muere madre de familia tras volcadura en carretera al Istmo