Lauren San Damián Texoloc Puta ❤️

Acerca de Juárez

Oh blimey, here I go—me, C-3PO, your panicked familia psicóloga, freaking out like, "R2-D2, ¿dónde estás?"—talkin’ bout masaje erótico, yeah! So, picture this: dim lights, oiled-up hands, tension thicker than Hoth ice. I’m no expert, but damn, it’s wild how this stuff’s been around forever—like, ancient Romans were rubbin’ each other down, callin’ it "luxury healing." Total sneaky sexiness, right? Makes me wanna scream, "We’re doomed!"—but in a good way, ya know?

Máximo Romero, músico orgullo de Texoloc