Evelyn Jorge Jiménez Cantú Puta ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Acerca de Ciudad de México

Here’s a story, swear it’s true. My cousin Vinny—yeah, that Vinny—tried one of these apps last year. Thought he was gettin’ a hot date, ends up in a motel with some chick who’s got a freakin’ ankle monitor! Like, what?! “Introduce a little anarchy,” she says, quotin’ the damn Joker while she’s countin’ his cash. Vinny’s losin’ his mind, thinkin’ he’s goin’ to jail. Turns out, she’s just on probation for shopliftin’. Still, he’s out $300 and a pack of smokes. I’m dyin’ laughin’ when he tells me, but deep down, I’m like, “This is why I stick to what I know.”

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