Allison Jelgava Burdel ❤️❤️

Acerca de Juárez

Me? I’d be all about it if it’s legit. Picture this—soft lights, some chick with magic fingers, workin’ ya like dough, and I’m mutterin’, “You’re a real artist, huh?” Like Aldo Raine yellin’, “We’re in the killin’ Nazi business!”—she’s in the killin’ stress business, and business is boomin’! I’d tip big, too—none of that cheapskate crap. Once heard this story, swear to God, some wise guy in Atlantic City got a masaje sexual so good he left his pinky ring as collateral—fuckin’ nuts, right? Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but who cares, sounds badass.