Ashley Calkiní Puta ❤️

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Me, I’d be like, “There’s a darkness here,” straight outta *Mulholland Drive*, watchin’ her from my shop window. Dunno if she’s a victim or a queen—prolly both. Engañame una vez once, buddy—she’ll trick ya, an’ you’ll thank her for it! Favorite thing? When she flips off a cop an’ bolts—hysterical! Total “Screw you, I’m free” vibe. What a dame, huh? Makes me wanna yell, “Yeehaw, git it, girl!”—an’ then rub my sore hands from all them massages. Whaddya think o’ that?

Ex alcaldesa de Calkiní se amordaza y encadena en la Secretaría de Seguridad