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So check it, I’m Ali G, yeah, slingin’ jerga, an’ I’m like, “Is it ‘cos I’m black?” when the date goes south. Ain’t no one tellin’ me sex dates ain’t a minefield—half the time you’re dodgin’ weirdos who think “massage” means “happy endin’” straight off the bat. Mate, I’ve seen it—blokes rockin’ up with roses, tryna get laid, an’ I’m like, “Bruv, chill, I ain’t your porn star.” But when it pops off right? Oh man, it’s fireworks—sweaty, messy, an’ you’re both knackered after, like Anne in *Amour* gaspin’ for breath, but in a good way, ya feel?