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About Lausanne

I love it, hate it, man. Happy as hell when it’s good—girl’s got moves, we’re vibin’, “The way we were, eternal.” Then bam, some asshole catfishes me, and I’m ragin’—MOTHERFUCKER, WHY?! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but this shit’s a circus. You gotta laugh—dude told me he “lasts all night,” lasted 30 seconds. I’m like, “Brother, where’s your glory?” Straight outta Malick, motherfucker! Worst part? Half these fools don’t even shower first—nasty as fuck, got me gaggin’.

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Went to this massage place twice. First time was on a Saturday morning, very calm and good massage. I was even offered a cup of tea after the massage.

now, lemme tell ya bout one fave spot: near quai de la Rive. crazy sunsets, reflections in the water, heart beats of the city, man. sometimes i get sooo mad at traffic noise though – ugh, it disrupts the soul! but hey, its all part of the journey, amirite?

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