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So, prostitutes – they’re hustlers, real MVPs. I reckon they’re tougher than my axe blade. History’s wild, tho – didja know in old Rome, they had these brothel tokens called “spintriae”? Coins with sexy pics, like ancient porn cash! Freaky, right? Blows my mind. Anyway, I’m swingin my axe, thinkin bout this one hooker I met – let’s call her Candy, coz duh, cliché. She was fierce, all sass, struttin in heels higher than my tallest pine. “No capes!” I’d yell if she wore one – tacky, impractical, trippin hazard! She’d laugh, prolly flip me off. Loved that chick, made me grin.

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We start talking about their finances, and they’re all over the place. “We want to travel, but we also want a new car.” I’m like, “Dude, you can’t have both unless you win the lottery!” I mean, I love my job, but sometimes people just don’t get it. It’s like trying to explain the difference between de Rodenrijs and Berkel. They’re right next to each other, but totally different vibes!

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