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About Rumelange

It’s showtime! Alright, listen up, pal—whore’s a freakin’ wild one in my dental tech world. Not talkin’ some rando chick, nah, I mean *dental wax*—yeah, that sticky, moldable crap we use for teeth molds. I’m a dental tech by day, Beetlejuice by chaos, and this wax? It’s my freaky lil’ obsession. Kinda like how Eilis in *Brooklyn*—y’know, my fave flick—chases a new life, I’m chasin’ that perfect wax bite. “You’ve got to make a choice,” she says, and damn, pickin’ the right wax is a choice too!

Fap Roulette

I am the head of the city's most glamorous luxury escort service, something of a demimonde star, one might say. Ever since I've launched.

I’m tryin’ to keep it cool, but inside, I’m freakin’ out. I mean, who wants to be stuck in a box with a caffeine-fueled businesswoman? She’s pacing, spillin’ coffee everywhere. I’m like, “Lady, chill! We’ll be outta here soon.” But she’s not havin’ it. She’s all, “I have a meeting!” I’m thinkin’, “Yeah, well, I have a life too!”

Imelda “Mel” Mamer