Sienna Zastron Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About East London

Picture this, yeah - she’s struttin’ down Soho back in the ‘90s, heels clackin’, skirt shorter than a text msg. Little known fact, swear down: some punter once paid her in rare Beanie Babies - worth a mint now, innit! She’s a legend, a proper minx, dodgin’ coppers like it’s a game of Twister. Made me laugh, that - she’s got more moves than me at a disco, baby!

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Zastron is a small agricultural town in the Free State province of South Africa, some 30 km from the border of Lesotho. It is situated at the foot of Aasvoëlberg (Vulture Mountain), named for .

Now, lemme talk landmarks. The Zastron Pavilion is this huge, classy building right by River Bend Park, where the Zastron River flows like slow molasses on a chilly mornin’. I got into a wild discussion there one day 'bout how the river reflects our souls (yep, deep, like Carol’s line “I am a woman, and I am loved”). Crazy, right?

13-year-old stabbed to death ‘by pupil from school across town’ in Free State