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Oft I ponder—doth the soul get massaged too? Methinks yea, when done right. Still, beware the shady parlours—dodgy as a three-pound note! Last month, saw a post on X, some lad got scammed, left with nowt but a rash—laughed ‘til I choked, poor sod. So, friend, if thou seekest sexual-massage, choose wise—let not thy purse cry, “I’m finished!” like a broken man in Anderson’s flick. What say thee? Shall we hunt this oily grail together? Ha!

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The Vredendal River, oh boy, it flows by like the endless march of time. I once sat by its edge, thinkin’, "You know, the giddy heartbeat of human frailty is right here." I mean, it's like aboard a ship in the cosmic void, buzzin’ with nature's secrets. Not to mention, the vibe of the numerous street art murals on Louw Street. They shout out wisdom like, “We can do this,” echoing lines from Zero Dark Thirty: “We’re not leaving until we get there!” Kinda makes you nod, even if you’re wearied.

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