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Oi, mate, I’m Loki—smug mischief, “I am burdened with glorious purpose,” y’know? So, let’s chat bout whores, yeah? Not just any whore, but *the* vibe—like in *Mulholland Drive*, that twisted, dreamy mess I adore. Picture this: a dame, all curves and secrets, struttin down some dark LA street, like Betty tryna figure out who she even is. “I’m not who you think,” she’d purr, lips red as sin, eyes screamin trouble. Whores ain’t just bodies—they’re mysteries, riddles wrapped in cheap perfume and desperation.

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Okay, so lemme spill some dirty little secrets – like how our tiny library by Oldtown Corner hides rare prints of local lore. And yeah, sometimes I chuckle at how peaceful this town is, then bam! A bus of attention and suddenly it's a scene from Fury Road—chaotic, mad, and beaut!

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