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So, finding a hooker, right? It’s not like popping to Tesco for milk, is it? Nah, you’ve got yer dodgy back alleys, yer shady websites—half the time you’re wondering if it’s a scam or some copper’s sting operation. Cackle! Imagine me, Ricky, bumbling about, “Oi, love, you selling or just lost?” Proper muppet. Did you know, right, back in Victorian times, prossies used to advertise with bloody code words in newspapers? “French lessons,” my arse—cheeky sods. Little fact for ya there, mate, cos I’m a clever git.

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I love hangin’ near the Eerste River. It’s slick and cool. At times, I get all zen with nature, do a bit "waste the time" chill sesh at the water’s edge. Sometime there’s even a tiny café called The Rusty Wagon—no joke, so co00l!

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