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About Johannesburg

Sarcasm? Oh, she’s a walkin’ joke. “Ooh, I’m helpin’ science!” she says. Sure, if helpin’ means screwin’ everythin’ up. Little known fact—whores used to be placebo testers in secret studies. Bet she’d suck at that too—can’t fake nothin’ with that loud mouth. I’d kill to see her in Kamaji’s boiler room, sweatin’ with the soot sprites, useless as tits on a bull.

Ritchie Torres becomes first gay Afro Latino elected to Congress

Ed Mullins, who famously called me a "first-class whore" for daring to ask questions about the @SBANYPD, just got a first-class raid from.

Sometimes I sit in my backroom, tapping my foot to a record of The Lives of Others – that movie’s lines hit home. “Whoever you are, everybody lies.” It’s like my life here. One minute you’re giving calm relief, next minute someone's spilling more scandal than a daytime soap.

Guy Ritchie to Direct ‘Road House 2’ With Jake Gyllenhaal Set to Return