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About Pretoria

Sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’—it’s art, bro. Hands slidin’, oil drippin’, tension buildin’—ooh! Gets me all tingly, like when I nailed my first spaceship shelf. Little factoid: ancient Egyptians did this shit—pharaohs gettin’ oiled up, kinky bastards. Probs why they built pyramids so stiff—ha! Aliens like us notice that, humans don’t. We’re out here, analyzin’ vibes from light-years away.

What is Tantra?

Tantric retreats are customised to suit your level of experience, circumstances and desires. Retreats take place from April to October, in or around Aberfoyle, in the Trossachs, Central .

Oh! And check this out: my fave hidden gem? It’s a teeny-tiny park by Lanter Street. I always take my break there, soaking up the sun while thinkin’ about life and work, and sometimes I even get a little chuckle, like, “Oh my gawd, what a day!” The vibrant chatter of locals, the friendly banter from the street vendors at Hazzard Plaza—it’s a total spa day for my soul.

82-year-old Retreat resident transforms dumping ground into a thriving garden