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About Nelspruit

Hey, ever think—war’s like a bad ex? Keeps comin’ back, screwin’ ya over. Typin’ fast here, 13 typos? Probly more, who cares! I’m yellin’ at my cat—MOVE, Whiskers!—while I rant. War’s loud, ugly, stinks like death. *Hurt Locker* nailed it—“pretty much fucked!” That’s war, friends. Tell me I’m wrong, I dare ya!

PATENSIE, GAMTOOS VALLEY

Patensie is situated on the R road on the way to the Eastern Gateway to the Baviaans Mega Reserve. It’s the last stop where you will be able to stock up on some groceries and supplies .

I gotta mention the neighborhoods – Old Vibe District is where the artsy souls hang. Y’know, I once had a soul session by the neon-lit curb of Banana Street, talkin’ deep about life with a stray poet. “I feel like I might as well live all my life in a cardboard box,” he said – just channeling that Charlie Kaufman flavor, baby, “the way we all just exist in these moments, always fallin’ apart.”

Patensie Animal Care Team to expand services