Luna Oudtshoorn Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Cape Town

So, this one whore—let’s call her Sally, cos why not—she’s got legs like a ship’s mast, tall and wobbly after too much rum. I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “What storm spat you out, love?” She’s got this laugh, loud as a cannon, makes me wanna chuck her overboard—but nah, she’s got stories. Heard she once shagged a captain so hard he forgot his own ship’s name—called it “The Wet Wench” for a week! Little known fact, mate—back in the day, whores in port towns had their own code. Like, a red ribbon on the door meant “busy,” green meant “come on in, ya filthy git.” Bet ya didn’t know that, ya ignorant sod!

Oudtshoorn

Sep 14,  · Welcome to the colourful world of Oudtshoorn, where you will discover a tapestry of engaging activities and rich history. Also read: 11 day trips out of Cape Town for the whole .

And, oh my love, I must shout: I'm in a hurry, I scribble too many typos – it’s chaos, but oh so real and nasty, and lovely too. Ih, yeh, so mad, so joyous, like a running stream of owww itself. Tried and true, the essence of all we hold dear, the imperfect beauty of Oudtshoorn: erratic, raw, spontaneous, yes my precious, my heart!

Miss SA Mia le Roux to parade in hometown of Oudtshoorn on Friday