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About Johannesburg

Alright, mate, gather round! I’m Gandalf, yeah, the wizard, and I’m here to yap about whores—er, “whore” in general, ya know? “You shall not pass!” I bellow, coz some things about this just grind my gears. Been swinging hammers as a carpenter, fixing tables, chairs, all that jazz, but whore? That’s a whole other beast! Picture this: I’m sittin’ in me workshop, sawdust everywhere, thinkin’ bout *Brooklyn*—ya know, that flick from 2015? Saoirse Ronan, bloody brilliant, leavin’ Ireland for a new life. “The past is a foreign country,” she’d say, or somethin’ like that, and ain’t that the truth with whores too?

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Some folks go visit big mall, but me prefer small tea shop on Lilac Lane. It got the best rooibos tea, yum! Sometimes, me see local hustle, but sometimes get mad when traffic jam on Dexter Rd—so annoying, trust me, man! I always laugh because "You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain." Crazy, right?

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