Rose Lindley Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Johannesburg

So, check it—little known fact: “whore” pops up in old tax ledgers, medieval ones! Scribes’d write it shorthand for “wasted overhead revenue”—crazy, right? Accountants back then, sneaky bastards, hid brothel cash in church tithes! Great Scott, that’s ballsy! I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ coffee, thinkin’—man, I’d kill to audit those books. Got me all fired up, ‘cause cheatin’ the system like that? Genius! Pisses me off too—where’s MY loophole, huh?

Jane Lindley

Oh, and lemme not forget the park, um, Green Patch. It’s a teensy bit run down but, oh boy, the vibes b-bounce good. Folks skate by the pond—splash splash!—while old Mr. D missus chats ‘bout days gone by. And hey, quiet spot alert: there's a backstreet near Riverbend Drive, right smack near the Lindley River. It’s all babbly and gurgly; like, oooh, nature’s own massage, ya feel me?

Tributes paid to eminent Pudsey organist Simon Lindley