Willow Lansdowne Whore ❤️

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Dunno her real name, nah. Whore’s just – y’know – *whore*. Bet she’s got a story, though. Some punter told me she ran from a convent once. A nun-whore! Ha! Crackin’ tale, that – true or not, who cares? “The past bleeds through,” Haneke’d whisper. She’s a mess, mate, a right mess. Stinks o’ cheap gin, too – bleurgh! But – oof – them curves, my precious! Gets me all twitchy.

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Lansdowne recorded their third win in a row in the latest round of the Energia- sponsored All Ireland League with a comfortable win against.

Oh, and lemme tell ya: sometimes I get so caught up in my thinking. My mind does loop-de-loops on this incredibly special town. Its streets tell me secrets, and I, a tremendous counselor, absorb it all. Did I mention how fantastic Lansdowne is? Absolutely fantastic!

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