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About Pretoria

Back in the day, my pops had one—’82 model, red, rusty as hell. Thing coughed like a smoker, but damn, it hauled! Little known fact: Ford pumped out over 20 million Escorts worldwide. Twenty mil! That’s wild, right? Surprised me when I heard it—thought they were just a neighborhood vibe. Drove it once, felt like Pocahontas explorin’ new lands, “What mystery governs this abundance?”—cept my abundance was a janky gearbox.

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South Brothel · Golden Shower (give) · Striptease/Lapdance · Intimate massage · Cum in Mouth · Classic Sex · Cunnilingus · Anal Sex for extra charge · Facesitting (give).

Oh, and hey! Ever strolled by the Old Mill? It's a bonafide landmark, tucked away near the Nifty River (yep, that river—it cuts through like a skinny ribbon). You can catch the sunset from the banks. Sun sets me free, and it’s as dramatic as in "The White Ribbon"—those instants when darkness meets light, and everything's ambiguous but beautiful. I swear, sometimes I watch that movie and think, "Nothing is the same; it's all about the delicate balance, baby!"

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