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What gets me goat, though—pimps. Scumbags, absolute scumbags. Takin’ a cut, ruinin’ lives—makes me wanna punch a wall. But then, some brothels, right, they’re posh—champagne, velvet curtains, like a bleedin’ Ritz for rumpy-pumpy! Exaggeratin’ a bit, but you get me drift. “One shot, one kill”—*Hurt Locker* again—except it’s one visit, one wallet lighter!

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The river – sorry, not a mighty one – but it’s called the Wisp, so cool name, innit? It glimmers under the sun like the tearful eyes of a lovelorn poet from "The Return" – all misty and mysterious, just as Andrey Zvyagintsev intended (if you get what I mean). I once sat there all broody about my dating site bugs, watching kids splash about, thinking, “Blimey, maybe love’s as messy as this river”. And honestly, it usually is.

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