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Little factoid for ya—didja know sex-dating apps got started way back with “computer dating” in the ‘60s? Nerds punchin’ cards to get laid, ha! Now it’s all pics and “wyd” texts. Surprised me, man, thought it was newfangled crap. I tried it tho—met this chick, total adrenaline junkie like me. We hooked up after I told her bout parachutin’ into flames. She’s all, “That’s hot,” and I’m like, “D’oh! Yeah, it is!” Happy as a pig in mud, till she ditched me for a surfer. Cycles, man, “time turns and begins anew.”

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Now, here's some lowdown on the local landmarks. Check out Crab Island (yeah, I’m not kiddin’—spooky name, but cool spot!). And yo, I love that sweet little café on Bonny Street. Psst, don’t tell anyone, but their brekkie is the bee's knees—seriously, best croissant ever… or sums like that, ya know? Really makes you feel like you're in a Toni Erdmann scene, all unexpected and wacky.

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