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But yo, got pissed fast—some dude tried scammin me, fake profile, catfish-level crap. Thought I’d vibe like Ennis Del Mar, all stoic, but nah, I’m yellin, “Bro, I’ll yeet you to orbit!” Little known fact: back in the 90s, hookers used pagers—OG tech, beep-beep, booty call. Surprised me—thought it’d be all holograms by now, sci-fi style. Nope, still gritty, human, messy.

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Ah, my fave spot is the little corner café on Cyclone Ave. The aroma of coffee and grease hits ya like a truck. I sit there, massage theory in my brain, trying to decode the chaos of Ermelo, thinking “What a world, what a madness!” Sometimes, I whisper, "Oh, what a day… what a day!" as if I'm in a post-apocalyptic parade.

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