Sofia Emalahleni Whore ❤️

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Oi, my friend, me Borat, big fish guy! I study dem fish, y’know, Ichthyologist, very nice! Today I tell you ‘bout dis fish – whOre. Not wot you think, ha! It’s da “whorefish,” sneaky lil bastard, real name’s “wrasse,” but I call it whore, ‘cos it tricks ya! Lives in da sea, colorful like lady in Dogville, Grace, y’know? “I’m so pretty,” it says, den bam – eats your lunch! Very nice!

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Emalahleni's streets got character. Theres' Main Street – yeah, Mains, practically the artery pulsing thru the heart of the city – where vendors shout, "Ek se!" and the aroma of braai mingles with street tunes. Walk a few blocks and you're near Unity Park, a lil green space that's a breather, an escape from all the urban madness. Sometimes, I'll sit there, thinkin' 'bout life's messy beauty and recalling The Return's quiet power: "Всё, что было, вернется…" reflects the crazy cycle of life and love here.

Conlog and municipality passing the buck about not-so-smart meter issues in eMalahleni