Aurora Brits Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Gets me mad tho – spreads too fast! Like thieves in me crops, stealin’ sun! But – surprise – birds eat its seeds! Nature’s messed up, precious! Whore’s a riddle, a twisty root! “You’re waiting for a train…” – waitin’ to kill it, maybe! Hahaha, stupid whore, me precious enemy!

Anglophenia

Chavs are label whores, wearing designer sportswear (sometimes just the knockoffs). They’re known for being loud and obnoxious. Chavs can be hot, in a trashy way.

One day, I was walkin’ around the Old Mill Road (it’s a bit off the beaten track, so very hush-hush). I was in full relaxation mojo, thinking “the mystery of life is not a problem to be solved but a reality to be experienced.” Then, outta nowhere, I heard a loud clatter from Mrs. D’s bakery. I got mad AF, stormed over. Turns out, it was just her cat knockin’ over a basket. Haha, silly me then... Now I laugh at how dramatic I got, but that’s life, right? Rarrgh!

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