Vanessa Breyten Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Nelspruit

Alright, so I’m sittin’ here—Larry David style—thinkin’ about whores, right? Not like I’m some expert, but whores, man, they’re everywhere! Pretty, pretty good at makin’ you wonder—what’s the deal?! I mean, I’m watchin’ *Tropical Malady*, my fave, that weird-ass flick from 2004—Apichatpong Weerasethakul, genius!—and it’s all jungles, sweat, love turnin’ into somethin’ feral. And I’m like, whores fit right in! Not literal jungle whores, but y’know, metaphorically—slippin’ through life, untamed, raw.

Notable people

Breyten Brothel South, BDSM, Dirtytalk, Kissing if good chemistry, Dirtytalk.

Man, I gotta admit, this town makes me so happy sometimes, but also kinda mad at times. Like when they put up a new billboard on Maple Sreet (yeah, I know, Maple Sreet, not Street—so lame, right?) that messes with the vibe of our “Moolaadé Square.” I mean, come on, respect the spirit of the place!

Here is the list of art destroyed on UCT