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Now, I’m thinkin’ of *The Grand Budapest Hotel* – “The beginning of the end of the beginning,” yeah? That’s erotic-massage for ya – starts all posh-like, candles, soft music, then bam! Someone’s kneadin’ yer arse like dough! Wes Anderson’d film it with pastel towels and a cheeky wink. “Keep me in your prayers,” says Gustave – mate, you’d need prayers if the masseuse is some hairy geezer called Dave stinkin’ of patchouli. Pisses me off when it’s dodgy – had one once, right, bird was half-arsed, barely touched me, waste of 50 quid! Fumin’, I was.

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I love it though—Bhisho is, like, a total mix of mystery and beauty and even a bit of chaos, but that's what makes it, like, totally me. Seriously, if you come here, brace yourself for an emotional rollercoaster with lots of quirky turns. No lie, this city’s got more drama than a whole season of Mulholland Drive, so, like, come with an open heart and a mind that’s, like, ready for anything, ya know?

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