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About Port Elizabeth

I’ve seen it all, trust me. Apps full of horny buggers, half-nekkid pics, bios sayin’ “just vibes” – what’s that even mean? Makes me wanna chug wine and laugh. Back in 2015, heard this wild tale – bloke in London, sex-datin’ app, matched with a lass who turned out to be his cousin! True story, swear it. Shocked me silly – imagine the awkward “oh, bugger” moment. Bet he felt like that geezer in Anatolia, diggin’ up a corpse he didn’t wanna find.

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Now, lemme tell ya, Allanridge ain't all roses and rainbows – there’s the Mad River, a sneaky stream cuttin’ through the town. They say its water’s so sarcastic it laughs at the banks, kind of like me when a client’s too uptight. Hahaha! Sometimes I think that river holds all our secrets… like, "This is no copy, it's the certified copy, baby!" You know what I mean?

Family of four drowns after car plunges into Free State dam