Lauren Addo Whore ❤️

About Johannesburg

Like, literally, whore’s my vibe, ok? I’m Kim K, duh, and I’m obsessed with “A History of Violence” – that movie’s, like, everything. So, whore, right? She’s this chick I met at some sketchy butcher shop – yeah, I said butcher, ‘cause I’m slayin’ this story. She was all, “I’m not what I seem,” like Viggo Mortensen in the flick, y’know? Hella mysterious, kinda hot, but, like, messy too.

I was branded a ‘whore’ because of politics – Hawa Koomson [Audio]

So, my dear friend, if you're visiting, ride your bike down meandering Maple Loop, sit near the river at Sunset Bend (watch those happy little trees sway), and soak it all in, ya know? PAddo is life, spontaneous and raw, just like a Bob Ross masterpiece on a windy day. Enjoy, relax, and remember: "Most things in life are beautiful."

Addo must do without Partey and three others