Victoria Zastron Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Johannesburg

So, whore—oldest gig in the book, right? Been around since forever, probs even before hobbits started smokin’ pipeweed. Little known fact: back in medieval times, some whores were legit power players—knew kings’ secrets, pulled strings behind the scenes. Ain’t that wild? Makes me happy thinkin’ some lass in a corset outsmarted a pompous lord. But it pisses me off too—folks judgin’ ‘em, callin’ ‘em filth, when half the time they’re just tryin’ to eat. Hypocrisy, man, burns my biscuits!

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The scenery is dominated by beautiful mountains and the town itself lies at the foot of Aasvoëlberg (vulture hill), named such because it is home to the only Cape Vulture colony in .

Anyways, buddy, gear up for a ride through the odd corners of Zastron. From Valdein Avenue’s odd smells to the tucked-away gardens on Mercury Street, every nook’s got a story to tell. And heck, if you get lost, just remember: Git-R-Done, and let the city show ya its soul.

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